Thursday, April 10, 2008

Schizophrenic or Wireless Headset?

It's happened again.

We nearly pissed ourselves last night when this monster of a man came out of the alleyway roaring with what could be construed as laughter - though it sounded more like the laughter of a psychotic person who just finished severing a human limb.

He was mumbling something to himself while pacing our gait just behind us as we progressed down the sidewalk. Thankfully it was a busy street, but hey - in the city, one just never knows.

As we stopped to turn down our sidestreet, he went roaring, grunting and mumbling by. Only then did we realize the dude was wearing a freaking Bluetooth headset and he was actually on the effing phone!

Yeah, so we're wusses. So what! Shattup, you! You're not the boss of us!

He was like, seven feet tall. Like...like a giant and stuff. With huge...er, everything. And the look in his eyes was menacing behind that winter hat / masks that covered most of his face. And the sounds coming out of him were barely human. And...and...and...

*sigh* Sheesh.

What ever happened to the good old days when a person talking to himself was just a garden-variety nutzo?

Nowadays ya can't even tell the difference between someone who is psychotic and someone who just holds odd conversations on a wireless bluetooth headset in public!

Obviously some people agree with me on this and one in particular has a solution:
"We need to issue old, deactivated blue tooths to the homeless."
--ba dum BLOGger

Could be worse...you could be THIS guy:


3 comments:

Zola Jones by Jason Loper said...

Maybe schizo AND bluetooth!

ba dum BLOGger said...

wow, thank you so much. i've never been "back linked" before. i'll do the same for you, chief.

ba dum BLOGger said...

wow, thank you so much. i've never been linked to before. i'll return the favor, champ.