Thanks to Peter Shankman for the unintentional tip on this one:
We'll obviously need an entirely new tag / section for this (and perhaps a way for readers to text-message their gripes onto this page, come to think of it!).
Cruise at XX,000 feet en route to your destination
Cruise past XX number of people elbowing your way to the door upon landing.
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