Wednesday, March 12, 2008

You don't own the effing sidewalk!!

You're NOT the only one walkin' ovah heahh! Make room for other sidewalk pedestrians. Jerk.

The Cashmere Mafia...NOT making room for other pedestrians on the sidewalk.











DO:
Walk down the street. It's a free country.

DO NOT:
Bogart the entire freaking sidewalk all the way across - even if you're with other people! And if you do, at least have the ^&*#$% decency to move over and make room for others who are also walking along...in either direction!

**Special Requirement Alert**

Successful navigation of sidewalk etiquette requires suspension of the Chaach Gene such that the individual can practice the universal (and apparently difficult) notions of Awareness and Consideration.

2 comments:

Jocelyn said...

50% of of chuckly (this part) :) has been known to completely shoulder blast people that don't abide by this rule. suck it up bitches!

Anonymous said...

i am right there with ya. just shoulderblasted today. it had to be done.