Gov Rod Blagojevich Drinking Game!

What to do when you're “innocent until proven guilty” (yeah right) State Governor is arrested, on the road to be impeached and then makes a grand media tour to errr…ummmm – defend himself??Embrace the political scandal dripping out of your cities pores and drink away your pain.

Three cheers and a tip of the hat to the kids at Chicagoist for this one. So even though good ol’ Blago has already been around the world and back again by now – we don’t see him slowing down. Grab a cold one and enjoy!!!

·                  drink for each time he says "The fix is in"

·                  1 drink for every Kipling quote

·                  1 drink per declaration of innocence

·                  1 drink per invasion of Larry's personal space (did you see him pawing Whoopi this morning?)

·                  1 drink for every redirection of a question.

·                  1 drink for every time he says "I can't wait to tell the public" and then gives excuses as to why he can't.

·                  1 drink for a name mention of any Illinois Republicans.

·                  1 drink for every time he whines about no witnesses.

·                  1 drink per mention of any member of the Mell family, excluding his wife.

·                  1 drink per self-repetition. "I will fight, I will fight, I will fight" would be 3 drinks.

·                  1 drink for each oppressed minority leader he refers himself to

·                  1 drink for each time he stalls by saying Larry King's name

·                  1 drink for each reminder he was elected by the people of Illinois

·                  2 drinks for the reminder he was elected twice

·                  2 drinks for every non-Kipling poetry reference

·                  2 drinks for each time he references non-impeachable actions as reason for impeachment, i.e., keeping taxes low, AllKids, free rides for seniors, etc.

·                  3 drinks per martyr he compares himself to

·                  Full bottle if he announces his presidential bid for 2016

Urban-Etiquette Bonus Round:

• 2 Drinks per swear word
  
  
• Take 1 shot if Mayor Daley appoints Ron Huberman as interim Governor of Illinois        
  
  
• Take 1 shot and head to Happy Hour if he resigns at the end!

P.S – Keep your eyes peeled for SwillSpot.com – the new booze-fueled website brought you by Urban Etiquette’s very own Chucklyn. More info coming soon!