Thursday, January 29, 2009

Gov Rod Blagojevich Drinking Game!

What to do when you're “innocent until proven guilty” (yeah right) State Governor is arrested, on the road to be impeached and then makes a grand media tour to errr…ummmm – defend himself??Embrace the political scandal dripping out of your cities pores and drink away your pain.

Three cheers and a tip of the hat to the kids at Chicagoist for this one. So even though good ol’ Blago has already been around the world and back again by now – we don’t see him slowing down. Grab a cold one and enjoy!!!

·                  drink for each time he says "The fix is in"

·                  1 drink for every Kipling quote

·                  1 drink per declaration of innocence

·                  1 drink per invasion of Larry's personal space (did you see him pawing Whoopi this morning?)

·                  1 drink for every redirection of a question.

·                  1 drink for every time he says "I can't wait to tell the public" and then gives excuses as to why he can't.

·                  1 drink for a name mention of any Illinois Republicans.

·                  1 drink for every time he whines about no witnesses.

·                  1 drink per mention of any member of the Mell family, excluding his wife.

·                  1 drink per self-repetition. "I will fight, I will fight, I will fight" would be 3 drinks.

·                  1 drink for each oppressed minority leader he refers himself to

·                  1 drink for each time he stalls by saying Larry King's name

·                  1 drink for each reminder he was elected by the people of Illinois

·                  2 drinks for the reminder he was elected twice

·                  2 drinks for every non-Kipling poetry reference

·                  2 drinks for each time he references non-impeachable actions as reason for impeachment, i.e., keeping taxes low, AllKids, free rides for seniors, etc.

·                  3 drinks per martyr he compares himself to

·                  Full bottle if he announces his presidential bid for 2016

Urban-Etiquette Bonus Round:

  • 2 Drinks per swear word

  • Take 1 shot if Mayor Daley appoints Ron Huberman as interim Governor of Illinois        

  • Take 1 shot and head to Happy Hour if he resigns at the end!

P.S – Keep your eyes peeled for – the new booze-fueled website brought you by Urban Etiquette’s very own Chucklyn. More info coming soon!


shana said...

You'll have to post an announcement when the new site goes live!

Chucklyn said...

Totally! Will-do once we get off our duffs and enter all of the swell drinking games we've already created on paper!

...that is, IF we can read our inebriated handwriting!

Thanks Shana! >.< said...

Ummm...genius! Even better than the Law and Order drinking game:)

This is well thought out. Nicely done:)

Venice Beach John said...

Awesome game.

I can't get enough of Blago. The SNL impressions are great. So glad this guy can't get enough of the spotlight.

Blagojevich is going to be on the Daily Show this week - Thursday, September 24th.