Thanks to Peter Shankman for the unintentional tip on this one:
Airplane Manners.
We'll obviously need an entirely new tag / section for this (and perhaps a way for readers to text-message their gripes onto this page, come to think of it!).
DO:
Cruise at XX,000 feet en route to your destination
DO NOT:
Cruise past XX number of people elbowing your way to the door upon landing.
Jerkass.
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