Nothing interrupts our search for the perfect papaya* like a parent verbally berating a child in the produce section.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Parents: take your guidelines on this one from the guidelines about arguing in public.
Discipline your chitlins. We don't need any other public nuisances running around destroying property, peeing on things and making general mischief.
Just remember: they became little rat bastards because...well...you're an asshole.
Attempt to teach your Devil Spawn a lesson in a public place. We don't want to have to stop another public lashing of a child (no...seriously).
We have enough on our record already and don't need to add Justifiable Homicide to the list just because you decided to slap your Ginger Kid around in the unmentionables section of the department store.
*Psych! ...shopping at grocery stores necessitates that we cook. We don't.